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Is your son a computer hacker?

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I noticed that your link to “faster” video cards references Matrox, suggesting that these quality graphics cards are somehow connected to hackers. I’m afraid you are sorely mistaken is this respect. Matrox is an all-American company which makes cards tailored for use with Microsoft office, Photoshop, and other productivity software. Superior picture quality and advanced office features like dual-head display make the G550 my graphics card of choice for the computers I administer in my office.

While these cards do have limited support for 3D graphics, this support is actually designed to discourage use of 3D hacker tools like Quake, Abnormal Tournament and “Serious Sam”, due to low framerates and numerous rendering glitches. The hacker card of choice is made by nVidia, an evil Canadian liberalist company whose graphics cards are called the “G-Force”. These cards come with a specially designed “GPU”, or “Guessing Password Unit”, which is specially designed for hacking into computers and stealing people’s passwords and credit card numbers.

I can understand how Mr. Gibbons could get all these graphics cards confused. Technology progresses so quickly that even professional system administrators such as myself can have trouble keeping up with the latest trends in computer technology. The rest of the article, however, was very informative, and will help me greatly in managing my Windows 2000 network.

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one important sign which you seem to have missed is if the child in question begins listening to “electronic” music. music made
with computers is very popular among the hacker subculture, for obvious reasons. any music that is not created with real, natural instruments - such as the tuba or the piano - is particularly insidious, because it causes the listener to enter into a dangerous fantasy world, leaving their mind open to destructive influences. electrical music is usually very repetitive and features a strong beat, not unlike the rhythms that the african tribes use to summon up demons. and yes, computers can be possessed by demons too.

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